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facebook fight #1 "Am I racist? Probably"First some background, this is a fight I had with a comic after teasing him on stage when I was MCing. I have never been fond of him and he approached me like 2 months later to whine about his feelings and ask how he could earn my respect. While I admire him for wanting to mend fences, step one of earning my respect is not whining to me about your feelings.HIM:Hey Hailey, I'm just letting you know I've been nothing but nice to you I show u respect, but you don't do the same. I feel you've been real disrespectful towards me and I let it slide, I'm not going to tolorate your racist comments and your nasty attitude save it for your Alaskan skin head friends. You feel because you've fucked a couple of black dudes, you have some how become a part of the "black experience" You've some how become "cultured" and feel you can say what ever pops into your mind. Save that shit for your fans, your white friends, your audience. I don't really care just don't come around with that Bullshit. Please don't talk to me, you don't have to acknowledge me. I'll do the same in return, the next time you disrespect me I will humiliate you and thats a promise. Stay clear... ME:Don't tell me how I feel. I won't miss you p.s. Read what you wrote over again and try to tell yourself you have a sense of humor. Never bother me with your bullshit again HIM: Please stop replying, you no longer exist to me, don't think about me, don't talk about me, don't acknowledge me. I'll do the same. I think I've made it very clear. ME: Oh, Im gonna talk about you. You're a little crazy huh? I don't know what your problem is, you know that I disrespect you cause I don't respect you, it has nothing to do with race. Its a shame that you think you can control my behavior with your threat to embarass me and your goofy commands. I reccomend you get your head straight and leave me alone After this little exchange I was fired up so I wrote this facebook note...cause I'm mature.If I tagged you in this note its because either I think it will entertain you, or because you may find it informative. So I had this incident over the weekend, I wasn't aware of it at the time. I guess the comic who had a problem with me tried to say something but he was being vague and just kept saying I crossed the line, plus he was smiling which I think was a bit misleading. Anywho, since I am not fond of this person I blew it off only to wake up to the following facebook message. Hey Hailey, I'm just letting you know I've been nothing but nice to you I show u respect, but you don't do the same. I feel you've been real disrespectful towards me and I let it slide, I'm not going to tolorate your racist comments and your nasty attitude save it for your Alaskan skin head friends. You feel because you've fucked a couple of black dudes, you have some how become a part of the "black experience" You've some how become "cultured" and feel you can say what ever pops into your mind. Save that shit for your fans, your white friends, your audience. I don't really care just don't come around with that Bullshit. Please don't talk to me, you don't have to acknowledge me. I'll do the same in return, the next time you disrespect me I will humiliate you and thats a promise. Stay clear... Okay, so I'm not mentioning this comics name because several people have complained to me about him in the past and I don't need this to turn into an anti that guy movement, but I have some shit to say about it, and if you know who I'm talking about, please send him the link.First things first, he says he shows me respect, in the six or so years I've known this guy I have never had an encounter with him that did not include him talking about me and black dick, then implying that black is the only requirement to get in my pants. I'm not complaining, I'm a comic, I can take it. What I can't take is a bitter little asshole who wants to play the victim.Second, by racist comments and nasty attitude, I don't know if he meant when I told the very white audience who had been acting fairly racist to not be racist about the next comic coming to the stage because like a bear, he is more afraid of you than you are of him or if he got all riled after I said he couldn't protect a woman because he was just about the right size to get stuck in my teeth. I don't know. What I do know is that its comedy. And as a comic I think you should be able to tell the difference between a racist joke and a joke about race. Maybe it was the line about how many black dudes do I have to do to not be racist. Thats an absurd statement, its like saying how many kids do I have to mentor to get away with being a pedophile? Thats what makes it funny dummy.Third, my Alaskan skin head friends? That sounds pretty racist...And for the record, most of your neo nazi skin head types don't sport alot of tie-dyeThis next sentence really made my blood boil, how dare anybody tell me what I think or feel. This sentence switched me from "How sad is this little fella" to "I hope he gets in my face so I can knock his ass out" ( You feel because you've fucked a couple of black dudes, you have some how become a part of the "black experience" You've some how become "cultured" and feel you can say what ever pops into your mind) First off, a couple? Thats an understatement, second, you don't know how I feel because you never asked me, and cultured? Really? Your stupid is showing. And yes, you bet your ass I think I can say whatever I want. If I wanted to be censored I would be a waitress or a nurse or a kindergarten teacher. My job is to make people laugh, I choose to accomplish this goal by being truthful and by bringing attention to the truth with absurdity. And I'm damn proud. p.s. You were the ONLY one who had a problem with what I said, that includes the other black people in the room who laughed cause they got me.Then he trails off for a bit with his instructions on who I should talk to and blah blah blah, but then he comes back around with the" Don't come around with that bullshit" like I ever in the history of the world have intentionaly spent time with him, then he threatens to humiliate me and says stay clear. Well good luck humiliating me, its pretty dificult to do and don't think you have the skills. Second, I think he needs to take a little trip in the way back machine and he'll see I do my damnedest to stay clear of him on the regular, I don't like him, he is boring as all get out, and he smells like a hippie (I know, but I hate it). Plus he always wants to have the same conversation "So, have you got any black dick lately ?(insert fake self satisfied laugh)"Bottom line is this, I disrespect him cause I don't respect him. Has nothing to do with race. Respect is earned, I have tried to find things to like about this guy and all I see is an insecure over puffed never will who thinks he can tell me what to do. And by the way, the only parts of his act that get laughs are about black people being made of choclate and having slave feet. Well, if I wasn't racist before...Then came the following comments...What a shit head Hailey! I know! He is a little crazy and alot stupidHailey, the black comic is right; you are a racist! The only way I will believe otherwise is if you have sex with every black man in the world (including the ones in Puerto Rico). You can start by giving me a BJ in the bathroom at the Lantern. First of all, we're all racist in one way or another. The difference between people like Hailey & a skinhead is that she's not being malicious with her racism, she's being funny, not to mention she has more skin per sq inch than the average skinhead to ink an SS on, but she wouldn't because that would clash with her Mandingo tribal tattoo.To me, ... See MoreHailey isn't racist in the way that guy puts it. Now if you asked me if she was abominable, I'd say "maybe".Love ya Hailey, don't let the haters change who you are.(name removed) you are only half black. That doesnt count. ADENDUMI informed the person in the note in a reply that I fully intended to talk about him and his bullshit, also, I am not mad anymore, I was just pissed that he tried to tell me what to do, mostly I pity him for missing the boatI suppose it matters how you define racist. I like to keep it simple, if you think you're better than other people by virtue of your race, or think that other people are less than you by virtue of their race, you're a racist. See, nice and simple and to the point.With that in mind, he sounds like the racist.Being a comic is so GREAT. You can get away with ANYTHING... except murder... that's the NFL.HA!What about Rape (name removed)?, oh wait, that's the NBA._(name removed), That's why I only asked for a BJ. a 100% black dude gets sex. Ahh, joke him if he can't take a fuck!I just hate assholes - theres a few in every race,gender,religion - or however one classifies themselvesmost people are selfish, self-righteous assholes. that's why divisions along racial, religion or national lines are so effective, cause most of the people in whatever group you want to look down on will be assholes. ....the ending made me realize who u were talking about...briliiant.I thought we had to call them African Americans. Did I meet this guy?He tried to talk to us but I didn't let him, he sucks and we didn't have time for his suckeryI knew exactly who you were talking about. Whomever you shall hate, I shall hate. That is my vow.hey hailey i have a problem with you too. why the FUCK didn't you tag me? wow that was really quick.the vow is sealed, no backsiesDoes fucking black people really give you license to do black jokes? I've paid thousands of dollars for that right. Oh, wait, do you have to have fucked them for free? Damn. Wait, what if they fucked you in prison? It's cool? Awesome, come see me at the Rusty Swastika on Monday at 12 am. Please bring people so I dont have to bark.
